Everything I need to know about life I learned from Mean Girls:

1.She doesn’t even go here
2.Gretchen’s father invented Toaster Strudel
3.Happy Hour is from 4-6
4.Sears has clothes that 1-3-5 doesn’t have
5.Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial
6.Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die
7.Trang Pak is a grosky little byotch
8.Swim practice can be held in the projection room above the auditorium
9.It’s October 3rd
10.You can’t just ask people why they’re white
11.That black girl is from Michigan
12.Glenn Coco is the fucking man
13.Aston Kutcher isn’t a band
14.You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week
15.You can only wear jeans or track pants on Friday
16.On Wednesdays we wear pink
17.When all else fails, get cheese fries
18.A sub n equals n plus one over four
19.Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends
20.Mathlethes is social suicide
21.Caller ID doesn’t work when it comes from *411
22.Damien’s nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk
23.At a costume party, wear sultry lingerie and a pair of animal ears
24.Everyone in Africa knows swedish
25.It's only okay when Janice says it
26.Your hair looks sexy pushed back
27.The limit does not exist
28.Kevin G would rather you up there shaking that thang
29.Karen can stick her whole fist in her mouth
30.She didn't say anything
31.You're not supposed to go out when you're grounded
32.Butter is a carb
33.Sometimes older people make jokes too
34.Ms Norbury sells marijuana and ecstasy tablets
35.What is marijuana tablets?
36.She smells like a baby prostitute
37.Ms Norbury's summer was worse
38.If you shave off Regina's hair she will look like a man
39.The back building burned down in 1987